Founders, Fund Managers,
and Anyone Who's Ever Bombed a Pitch:
Investors hate your deck.
You hate your deck.
And...
It's not your fault!
Here's what nobody tells you:
Investors don't fund decks. They fund stories they can't stop thinking about.
Your deck is failing because you're answering questions nobody asked, in a language nobody speaks, about a vision nobody can see.
You're stuck in deck feedback purgatory. One advisor says make it shorter. Another says add more proof. Your designer wants more white space. Your co-founder wants more metrics. And you're rebuilding the same deck for the 47th time.
Meanwhile, the founder with half your traction and twice your typos just closed their round.
Want to know why?
They told a story that made saying "No" feel stupid.
That's it. That's the whole game.
And if you've been sweating your deck for months - rewriting, redesigning, "incorporating feedback" - you already know you can't think your way out of this.
You need someone to extract the story that's been stuck in your head and turn it into a narrative so sharp that investors lean forward instead of checking their phone.
Introducing:
the Narrative Workshop
Two days. Your story. Finally on paper.
This isn't a deck design workshop.
This isn't a pitch event. This is the no-bullshit, behind-closed-doors methodology Hate Your Deck has used to help real clients raise real money - taught live, applied immediately, so you can walk out with your high ROI narrative and the best understanding of what makes your company unique.
What to Expect:
Guided exercises that pull the story out of your brain and onto paper. Real-time feedback that makes you go, "THAT'S what I've been missing."
Day 1
Revelation
Finding Your Story
Part strategy, part therapy:
- Why your deck is failing (and how to fix it without starting over)
- Asking the tough questions that you've been putting off
- How to brag about yourself and your company
- The exact structure that makes your pitch feel inevitable, not optional
Telling Your Story
Part strategy, part therapy:
- What "story" is, neurologically
- Discovering how you are actually a great storyteller
- Three tricks to make your story unforgettable
What to Expect:
Storytelling theories that will change your life. Real time to work on your narrative. Tactical feedback to make sure you're telling the right story.
You'll draft the narratives that marry strategy and story. You'll workshop them with other founders who get it. You'll leave with the sense of clarity you've been craving since you started your company, and the makings of a deck outline that will be so tight that your designer will thank you.
Day 2
Co-Creation
Investment:
$2,500 per Founder
Want to bring your whole portfolio?
We do bulk pricing!
What People Say
(After they close their round)
Cassandra
CEO
[company]
"Your workshop worked because it gave me all the talking points and crispness that I didn't have...I'm telling you as a professional: you just changed my life. I have been damn good at what I do my whole career and generally good at talking. But I've always struggled to really highlight myself and what I do, and the impact. That's now changed!"
Cassandra
CEO
[company]
"Your workshop worked because it gave me all the talking points and crispness that I didn't have... I'm telling you as a professional: you just changed my life."
Cassandra
CEO
[company]
"Your workshop worked because it gave me all the talking points and crispness that I didn't have..."
Who is
Mike Lightman?
Mike is the Hidden Secret Weapon of VCs.
He's built startup programs on 6 continents. Launched a $50M venture fund. Taught 1,000+ founders and 300+ fund managers how to tell stories that move money.
He's seen every version of "we need to fix the deck." And he's built a system that works whether you're pre-seed or Series B, whether you're raising from angels or institutions, whether your product is sexy or boring as hell.
His superpower? Diagnosing what your pitch actually needs in about10 minutes, then helping you build it in about 2 days.
Ready to stop hating your Deck?
Or if you want to talk through whether this is right for you:
